Sunday, August 21, 2011

A King's Throne

Riddle me this...

Q: What s the best thing in life?
A: The Japanese Toilet

Why? Oh, let me count the ways...
  1. Heated seat. Cold and miserable? Let a seat on the toilet wash your worries away.
  2. Pre-flush. As soon as you sit down, it flushes before you even THINK about getting dirty.
  3. Bidet. It feels weird, but sometimes your bum needs to be pampered (not literally).
  4. Spray. Basically the same thing as #3.
  5. Water pressure gauge. Set how strong the water sprays. You are truly king on THIS throne.
  6. Deodorizer. Mmm...smells like roses.

I will be on the lookout for a toilet that sings, or makes flushing sounds for those people who are embarassed to let others listen to them do their "dirty" work.
 

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